Hello there, what's up?

I could write an essay, several essays, about me, and it's not fucking narcissism. But I am a bit fed up of this egotistical requirement to meet people. So I will keep it short and as much objective as possible (which is even more difficult, when the potential readers could be from many different cultures 🤔... Nice! 😁 A new challenge: write something as neutral and exact as possible that can translate well into different cultures)

Let's try this very dry approach :

• SAPIO & hetero male,
• quite free mind at peace with its self.
• Possibly some levels of giftedness (but it came as a package with the body. I had nothing to do with it. It was just luck... Wait? luck? 🤔)
• Looking for deep, fun and balanced human connections (domination is fucking overrated! 😠)
• Very happy with what life made of me (the hardest times were a great way to improve that)
• Very very open minded (and no, it's not a key word for crazy sex things....sooorryyy 🤭... I am a pretty vanilla man sex-wise, not really by choice, but i guess i am open to new things 😊 )
• Bored by gender expectations, by standards, social norms in general, traditional thinkings,
• Insensitive to "what may people think about this or that",
• Christian apostate, now clearly anticlerical 🙏 : lets pray together, brothers and sisters, for the end of religion 😁. No, i am joking, freedom of belief is not negotiable !
• Not a family guy, but with gentle feelings towards his family members (even with my parents, but not more than 3 days in a row of physical proximity, neither conversation longer than 20 minutes... my patience has its limits 😁... Awww, nice little humans my parents... So touching... And fucking boring 😁)
• My ego is pretty quiet and easy going (he's not kicking, screaming, and begging for attention)... Psst, don't say it too loud, but this guy (my ego) almost learned to lock itself in his room... How cute right? 🥰
• I had time to find a nice life philosophy, which I surely didn't invent, but I couldn't find what official name it could have yet: Something realistic, without being sad, on the contrary (teaser 😉). Probably some flavors of mixed eco-feminism, pragmatism, rationalism, not absolute carpe diem shit I guess... 🤔 (note for later: look into it)
• I like noticing that I am wrong about something, because I probably learned something new in the process 🤤
• I am a bit sad when I noticed people preferring living a cozy life within their simplistic beliefs. But I don't judge, I am not angry. It's highly uncomfortable, and very unproductive, to try to help people who doesn't want to be helped. 🤷🏼‍♂️
• I do prefer complex facts and probability assessment, to negative or wishful/magic thinking... Yeah, it's much harder without them, but firstly I can't help it, and secondly it's much more pleasurable at the end 🤤😀

...mmh 🤔... It seems that the dry approach came to life, and evolved into full sentences with smileys... It's OK. I will keep it like that, as sincere and straight from the guts as it is... It's definitely also something I can be. 😉

I won't correct the probable English mistakes made here and there neither. Sorry for your eyes 🫣🤫😒. I should have advised you to wear proper safety glasses prior to any reading... Or maybe, it was on purpose I didn't 🤔🤭.

Tschüssss! ✌️

PS/PD:

Forgot something! On the non platonic side of things.

It might not appear to be like that, but I am also a pretty sensitive guy. I am probably a little bit romantic, but nothing too mainstream, too standard fortunately 😉... Kneeling to propose won't happen with me 😂, unless you provide enough ropes to restrain me in that position... And a very credible scenario to make me stay quiet while making knots 🤣🤣🤣... But yes, my small heart could be pretty intense. (sorry? what? The ropes? Ahh no, I don't think i would like bdsm, but I don't know, I never tried...)

By the way, did we talk already about the possessive aspect of love?? ... Ah no, silly me, we didn't talk about anything yet, it's just me talking to myself in public... 😏🙄

PPS/PPD:

• Human part number available in French or Latino Spanish version.
• Comes with two sweet teenage daughters, a 4th of the the time (why nobody believes that... Sweet... 🤔🤭... Yeah yeah... French teenagers can be sweet! 🙄🙄)
• Comes with a lot of free time to play with (but less money as previous version, for whom it's the number one priority...)
• Drug and alcohol free (never been addicted to it anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️)
• Not sex craving (just because you're a girl, won't make you a desirable target for me... Soooorrrry 🤷🏼‍♂️... An the word target is despicable BTW... )
• Conservative version not in stock at the moment (and hopefully it never will be 🙏. I am politically way way off from what you could imagine I am, unless you know a bit of political philosophy like me)
• Strongly uninterested by drama, flat earthism, 5g vaccines, fashion, ultra consumerism, celebrity adoration, social networks, physical appearance slavery, and idiocraty in general
• Currently in love with sociology and evolutionary psychology (nope, when done properly, the latter it's not an evil reincarnation)
• Oh, and talking about socio, I guess Bourdieu is our friend here (from what I think I understood at least): I am white, I am a man, from a fashionable nationality, with good academic career, and a past of not too bad socio economics situations... The ugly quintessence of the dominant human right??? Well no, wait ! There's more. I have quite a lot of cultural capital. And somehow, knowledge in different domains (hard and soft), some past life experiences, several languages, intellectual and mind freedom, blah blah blah, are also used to dominate other people (just like skin color, sex, money, power, beauty, but you get the point right?). So, to that, I say : fuck it !!! I swear I will always try (but maybe not always succeed) not to be a pedantic snob know-it-all smartass fuck ! I don't want to be fucking idealized and left alone on a pedestal. I preemptively consent to be gently virtually kicked, if we agree I was dumb. 👍 And it will be my pleasure too.

(Regarding sexism, racism, colorism, if I show any signs of those, i consent to be sent IRL on Mars alone with Elon 😂🤣, and it won't be my pleasure 🤮)