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52 [M4F] Online or CA : Sarcastic yet romantic spanker seeking connection
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LarrySpankbottom is a male age 52 looking for a female in California
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That's it, that's the post. How can I even top that?

Okay, I believe Reddit has expectations on the length of those things, so here we go.

Weird Al would describe me as whiter than sour cream, and white and nerdy.

My friends would say that I am a mix of goofy and rigid disciplinarian.

My lovers would describe me as an ****** ******* ****** *****. (CENSORED). We can't share those things here.

Let's get some basics out of the way. I am kinky, but that's secondary. I am leaning left, but don't make that a must in my relationships. Unless. The Earth is not flat. The elections weren't stolen. That's where I draw the line in conspiracy theories.

I am all brains. If that's what you want, well, you will be rewarded. I read a lot. Know a lot. Have lots of passions.

In the words of Will McAvoy.. "Enough?"

And now, as Jack Black just said, "hit my baby one more time. Slide in my Chat".

Happy hunting, everyone. Don't forget, the Oscars are early this year.

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