(reposted)

People only show their good side at first, and it's not entirely honest. I'm going to try to share an accurate portrait here...

I'm crude but I'm sweet. I'm loud but I listen well. I'm profane but I'm gentle. I'm carnal but I'm kind. I have no moral compass, and yet I'll defend and protect the people I love at all costs. I'm misanthropic and anti-social and yet I thrive on emotional connection. I'm introverted as f*ck but I crave conversation. I'm monogamous at my core and yet I have cheated in my life. I have a HUGE heart, much bigger than my head, and yet I am fairly intelligent. I'm carved out of wood (trauma does that to you), but I am also so very easily wounded. I'm hopelessly perverted but I'm also one of the most affectionate men you'll ever meet. I have a dirty mind but my hands are almost always clean. I've been ghosted and I've ghosted. The Grateful Dead are my religion, South Park is my happy place, and the sorting hat put me in Slytherin. I like weed, I love sex and all things sexual, and I'm drawn to the inappropriate. I can be a perfect gentleman and all that, but I'm the master in the bedroom, know this. I have no filter but I never want to hurt anyone. I'm unconventional and completely uninterested in what society has to say, and yet not being accepted pains me. I don't think I'm a particularly good person, but I'm not a particularly bad person either. I can be hedonistic but I can also make sacrifices for the people I love. Not that I'm especially altruistic. I have done things in my life, some of them fairly bad, that I feel deep shame about, and I've done loving and noble things as well. I'm a stew of contradictions, as are most people. I'm tatted, pierced, and I don't really give a f*ck. I'm educated, well-read, somewhat accomplished, and I nurture a soft spot for animals. And despite how I come off, I want a cuddle buddy as much as anyone else.

If anyone is still here after hearing this all this sordid shit, I'm looking for a woman. I created this profile specifically for that reason. I don't care where in America you are, but be in America. And I don't care what the scale says when you step on it. At the end of the day, it's your mind and heart I want. If you're just looking to sext, the door is to your left.