Just so I am upfront: I am married and going to stay that way. I am not looking to swap nudes or to meet up for an affair IRL. However, I realize that just being here is problematic, so I am not innocent. Then again, you are here too, even if you don't respond, so maybe we understand each other without fully expressing why and how.

I am looking for someone smart and engaging to chat with. The goal is to entertain each other, get to know each other, maybe even make you like me. If you come to look forward to chatting, bingo, we have succeeded.

I don't like cooking, but I like reading. I am a bit disorganized, but I have spurts where I get things done all at once. Am I ADHD? Maybe. But look at that squirrel over there. Give me something to be ADHD about!

I am in good shape for my age, so I plan to live a long time. For better or worser. I'm widely available, as I sit at a PC all day and stare at a phone all night. So you won't have to wait long if you decide to answer this ad.