Hello there! I’ve recently decided to take my romantic life as serious as my professional life. However, dating apps have been kinda disappointing for many reasons, but mainly because I live in a very small town with a very conservative culture in my opinion.

The relevant about me: I’m single, childfree (firmly decided), never married, independent and very square with my non-negotiables.

My red flags (according to my BFF):

1. I don’t like dogs. You can ask me how I ended up with 3 dogos lol and why I love them.

2. I love cats, I enjoy their fluffy but elegant and quiet company; but I personally find very ridiculous that people treating animals like humans or kids. I think animals are just animals. without feelings or smart brains.

3. I prefer indoor activities. I hate sun and hot weather.

4. I’m into the spectrum. “Highly functional” but “weird” in some aspects considered out of the norm.

5. I hate accumulation of things. The less things, the better. Just the necessary. I have 3 funkos that I got as BD presents, and every time I see them I feel like I have many things accumulating dust.

6. I’m very hypocrite with the previous point, because I have many shoes, bags and a huge closet (ordered by type and color). I’m very girly they say.

7. Despite I don’t enjoy being the center of attention, I always prefer to be overdressed, never under the code.

8. I like rules, routines and order. The tranquility about you will never forget something, or have any problem if you follow your routine and the rules. Rules are non-negotiables.

9. I just feel attracted to single, child-free, tall guys and, I find bald heads very distracting and make me feel anxious, I’m so sorry if this sounds offensive, I’m …

10. … sometimes very honest, even when I should not say things.

11. I hate when Uber drivesr want to have a conversation . Actually I feel very uncomfortable when random people try to talk to me… working on it.

12. I have just 1 friend. For real.

If you don’t mind what my best friend considers my red flags, and you think we can be a match I’m gonna be very glad to chat with you.

P.D. I do have green flags (I guess, lol) but I thought it was better to set the “bad” things first :)