Yes, I do actually live in Beverly Hills and I love it here. What happened was I read "Eat Pray Love", and was all set to go to Bali but then was like "Bali's fucking far...". Plus I've already been there a couple times, like that time I was offered a hooker in the parking lot, and was like "buddy, I already have a couple of girls in my room". The girls were just friends, but it was a funny thing to say, and TBH if you're talking to a pimp in a parking lot, making him laugh might be the difference between getting knifed or not haha. So yeah, went to Beverly Hills and never looked back.

Anyway, I've talked to a few women in my life - I know Redditors are supposed to have depression, social anxiety, etc but I guess it didn't take so I can actually talk to women - plus I've read a few psychology studies and I have a pretty good idea about what women fantasize about and the slutty stuff they actually do, but I'd like to hear it from you because it's hot, it's entertaining, and sometimes funny, also because and I actually do a little writing (dark romance) and am always looking for ideas. We could make Discord's voice message / voice chat feature useful for once. You can purr like a kitten, right?

As for meeting up in real life, well, first you'd probably have to convince me that you're not going to steal my kidney, because honestly I hate having to buy my own kidney back on the Lithuanian black market. Then you have to convince me that you're truly desperate and ready to surrender to me, because hey I have own fantasies too haha. So basically the ball is in your court.

Also I know this post sounds like all I do is think about sex, but actually I have wide interests and can talk to just about anybody about anything, but you have to admit some topics are more entertaining than others. Anyway, look forward to hearing from you, especially if you're in the SoCal area or plan to be. Enjoy your day!