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37 [M4F] US/Online - Ignore the headline & read the actual post, please. [Chat]
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SirJoshua1986 is a male age 37 looking for a female in chat
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I don't know which is worse, this or the dating apps. They're both the equivalent of someone leaving a flaming bag of shit on your front porch. Doesn't matter who left it, you still get shit on your shoes.

The dating apps... Eww

Where I live, there aren't a lot of choices. I'm not desperate enough to match with someone just because they happen to live nearby. There's also the impossible feat of finding someone who isn't super religious or already partnered and playing around. It's always either one or the other. There's really no balance between the would-be nuns and those passed around like the dutchie from the left hand side. No thank you, I'll pass on that altogether. I've hit the x more times than the judges on America's Got Talent.

Also, in the south, it's not just the men holding up a fish in their pics. I might have a little country twang about me but I'm not one that yeehaws at all. I refuse to say y'allternative.

And reddit... groans

Most of the accounts that message me here are either brand new, totally empty or a throwaway. If you have to hide from someone else in order to talk to me, don't talk to me. It's shady as hell around here.

It takes more than a "hi, how are you" for me to respond. Try to stand out a little bit. Get my attention. Inviting me to chat without even bothering to message isn't gonna work either. Tell me why you're messaging, what you're looking for and what made you want to reach out. If your account is empty, your message shouldn't be. I try to respond to the witty ones.

I've been told I seem intelligent and it's intimidating. I'm not at all snobbish or full of myself. I'm very down to earth, I'm just good at expressing myself, that's all. You don't have to creep, come on over and introduce yourself. I'm friendly and easy going.

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