I know it's a little crazy of me to be writing an R4R blurbity blurb and putting it out to the Reddit masses on this full moon eve but hey, sometimes you just gotta live life in the fast lane. Put a little PEPPER in your POPCORN if ya know what I mean. That wasn't sexual. You guys who can't keep their pee pee in their pocket can settle down. SETTLE DOWN I SAID. And please move along. We're rated PG-13 here tonight because I'm not looking for a fudge buddy. At least not on date zero. Or even date number one. ...Darn tootin'.... (Side note: I'm seriously looking forward to reaching my 80's so I can finally, legitimately use phrases such as "Getcher feet off my darned davenport, you little rugrat!" or "Why don't you go to the icebox, dear and pour yourself a nice, tall glass of peach lemonade?" or "Honey, could you please Hoover the dining room?" or "Darn tootin'!". Do we still call things by their company names? Kleenex I guess. I can't think of any others and I know there's probably a million. My brainZ fried. But I get a pass because I'm writing this just before my bed time. And, of course, it's a full moon. Fun fact: If a person has parasites they'll more likely get a little crazy around full moon times because that's when parasites act up. It's something to do with magnetics or gravity orrrr...something? I forget. Enough about the full moon. And also, double side note, I don't have parasites. Check that one off your long list of deal breakers XD.

Okay, I'm going to reign this puppy in to "normal"-ville. Less fun for me but probably better for attracting people who enjoy engaging at a higher ratio of thoughtful sincerity and lower ratio of goof factor. Although, humans who operate at a higher level ration of goof factor, please, by all means chime in and take me away from this bog of mediocrity. I implore you. I fear the stale bullet points and HMU's, references to anime and dead bedrooms may mummify me beyond the point of recognition. But anyways... Hold please while I move the dial down.... Aaaaand... hello.

I'm just looking to fall in love. Is that too much to ask? Haha XD I'd like to refer you to one of my older posts but it does do a pretty great job of laying out some of the more important things you need to know about me. I'm too tired to write it all out here again tonight because it's fairly long. I'll wait though. While I snooze.............................. Oh hey, you're back :). I wasn't sure If I'd see you again. It's easy to get lost around here in the bog of insanity. So what'd you think? Here's just a fun little quiz. What was the 20th word of the 5th paragraph? I figure only 1/10th of the responses I get will actually include the answer. And if no one responds...what kind of math is that? Any mathematicians in the house? That reminds me of the book I'm reading. Have you read "Project Hail Mary" by Andy Weir by any chance? I'm halfway through it and I swear to God it's my new favorite book in the whole wide world. I've never read an Andy books but he is a GENIUS. I'd date Andy if I could. That's what I'm looking for XD. No pressure. He kinda looks like a genius too don't you think? He looks like the kind of guy who'd know some math but also have a witty sense of humor and write some books.

Okay people, I'm officially goof balled and insanitied out for the night. Let me know how you survived the full moon and I'll read it over a nice cup of water in the morning. Or don't. You know, if the math doesn't work out for me because people think I'm a freakin' weirdo. Ugh. I don't even care! I'm weird, what you want? Please be weird too. In a good way. I need your weirdness in my life. Kay, night!