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Yes I'm an alien disguised as a taxi driver. I transform into a human form each morning by drinking an espresso potion, 2X. Some days I use instant coffee and I don't fully transform into my programmed 60 year old dad bod, soft spoken, courteous Asian gentleman. When that happens I have to hide antenna stubs and reptilian tail under my drab shabby taxi uncle disguise. I wanted a Elvis personality, Arnold Schwarzenegger body and Rasputin powers, but unfortunately my alien doctors spliced the DNA structure of an older fuddy duddy Asian married man. They think I'll blend into earth society better and observe your earth culture, cuisine, architecture, social norms, and quirky behaviours.
I'm hoping to make an earthling friend in order to observe, study, and learn more about the different character, preferences and your makeup. Perhaps our species will find you nutritious, delectable, and yummy. Opps, I really mean that we can be trustworthy, virtual, best buddies.
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