This isn’t some twisted request for a threesome or anything like that. Absolutely not. Move along if that’s what you want.

Men complain all the time about trying to get a reply to a M4F ad. I’m not here to debate the why that is, but rather to appeal to all the single women in the city of Milwaukee. If you do not live inside Milwaukee County and are not 45-55, please keep scrolling. Thanks, but not what I need.

My best friend is a handsome as hell 50 YO Mexican Male with the absolute best sense of humor and an impeccable moral compass. I love him to death and even if my life depended on it, I can not figure out why he doesn’t get quality sane women flocking to his feet.

I met him on Reddit 2 years ago so I totally know he’s not some sex starved stalker guy who needs to get off. He became my best friend through this site, and I’m sure he is just as charming to you ladies as he was to me so I am here trying a different approach.

I am a 50 yo female looking to find someone my age who is looking for a good man. Again this is me trying to get my friend a quality date. They say all the good ones are gone but what happens after a good one is taken off the market and then gets away later? Yep, they languish in dating app land. Once you hit 50 it’s impossible, I guess. There HAVE to be women out there having the same problem. If this is you, please keep reading. You never know what could happen!

Every time we hang up I ask him if he needs anything and his reply is always “unless you got a brunette our age for me, I’m good.”

So, if you are a woman having the same problem trying to find a guy that is normal, send me a chat.

Again, not looking for the whole of SE Wisconsin. Milwaukee County residents only.

And hey, maybe it’s less pressure having another woman involved. Think of it like being able to pre screen someone before you talk to them? I already know he’s safe. That’s a huge hurdle already gone. Women know what I mean.

Handsome, employed, height weight proportionate, guy who loves to cook, eat tacos, play games, a buff for all movies especially from the 80’s, likes to watch scary but not gory movies, expert in Marshall arts, has cool hobbies, excersizes an amazing quick witted sense of humor, and definitely knows his way around a lady. (I can’t confirm first hand, but I’ve heard delicious stories)

If you happen to also know who the f*ck Snake Plisskens is from Kurt Russell movies, then you definitely should DM me. If not, it’s ok. I didn’t either.

Ok! Thanks for reading. I’ve never played match maker before. Let’s hope this post gets published!