Ok so here we are scrolling through Reddit looking for looking for that perfect post from that perfect person. They’re smart, funny, good looking, share your interests and world views. You can stay up late with them chatting for hours and send naughty texts throughout the day. They say all the right things at all the right times. You just click. Well look no further!

…Because that person probably doesn’t exist. Real life is messy. People are different. I think that’s what actually makes life interesting. I’m probably not the perfect person for you. But I might be a person that you like. Why not start there?

I’m 40 M and a working professional. I’ve had a weird obsession with horror movies since my adolescence when I would seek down to the basement and watch 80’s slasher movies that were on tv when my mom thought I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog. Speaking of Sonic, I do love games but these days I don’t really have the time to play them very often. I like the Last of Us games, Red Dead Redemption, the Witcher, and I could talk about retro games for hours. For music, I listen to mainly, metal, hardcore, and hard rock. I can play guitar poorly and from my late teens to my early 30’s I was a vocalist in several different death metal and hardcore bands that never went anywhere. I love to draw and I’m a semiprofessional illustrator. Meaning I sometimes get paid to draw stuff. I also love nature and have been camping and hiking in the Adirondack mountains my whole life.

I’m curious to see who’s out there. I’m mainly just looking for a good conversation. Somebody to joke around with, talk about the world’s problems, books that we’ve read, and whatever else.

Looking to keep things online. I’m married with kids. Just want to be upfront in case it’s a deal breaker. If you’re ok with my situation I’m not particularly concerned about yours. But if you have a partner please don’t be sneaking around on them.

Ok if you made it this far and I still haven’t lost you shoot me a DM. It might not be perfect, buy hey, it might be fun!

PS. If you send me a picture, I’ll gladly send one back.