Misfit toy looking for someone who wants to play with me. Someone who's a bit irreverent, a tad quirky, and curiously adventurous (or adventuresomely curious?). Who sings and dances in the driver's seat when a favorite song comes on. You binge-watch shows you like and don't care if anyone else likes them. You are comfortable snuggling under a blanket and reading on a rainy winter day... or splashing through puddles laughing on a rainy summer day. You believe it is far better to laugh than be angry. You chuckle to yourself when anybody innocently says something that could be dirty. You love dogs. You're looking for your secret person who will cause you to smile at random moments during the day and nobody else knows why.
Who am I? An intellectual who doesn't have to be the smartest person in the room. I love to read and learn. I enjoy cooking but not much for using a recipe. I tend to look at what ingredients are available and whip something together. Sometimes reflective, occasionally naughty, but I always try to be kind and compassionate because you never know what someone else is dealing with. With age comes experience and the wisdom to appreciate all that life has to offer.
I tend to be playful and enjoy good banter. I am very much a sensualist and demisexual. Also, I am very oral. To the point that I'm quite happy if the only thing that happens is I make you weak in the knees.
If you made it all the way through this post then perhaps you are intrigued enough to reach out to me. Until then, I'll be over here playing with myself. (I'm a misfit toy, remember? You and those wicked thoughts!)
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