Are you looking for a woman who is cute, smart, and at least reasonably sane? Someone who will engage with you, ask you questions about your life, and maybe even flirt with you a bit if you can be patient?

Yeah, patience. I know it's a dirty word these days, but patience gets you everywhere with me.

I guess I would say I'm kind of old fashioned in some ways? Or just different in general from the way things are these days. Like, online dating doesn't work for me at all. I'm looking for something more than a 500 character bio and a handful of pictures to base a relationship off of. And I'd like to find someone else who will see me as more than that too.

This means I'm also not into idle chatting and small talk sort of stuff. Short messages back and forth don't interest me too much. So I am only looking for longer, letter style messages, at least to start.

Do not send me the dreaded hey
Or your message is DOA

The good news is, I am fantastic to talk to and have personality to spare. No dry one-word conversations here. If we vibe, my replies are thoughtful, detailed, and written just for you.

No one writes letters anymore. But I would love to write letters back and forth with you.

So here's a little about me to get you started. I'm a divorced white female who lives in MA. I don't have any kids, but I do have a fluffy cat who I'm happy to share pictures of if you ask. I'm pretty artsy, and I love to draw and paint and do crafty types of things. I'm also a writer, in case you can't tell 😊

I own my own business, which keeps me very busy. And I'm also trying to break into graphic novels, which keeps me even busier. I have seen every Disney and Pixar animated movie at least once, even Home on the Range. And I probably shouldn't admit this, but Cars 2 is a guilty pleasure movie of mine.

I'm assuming if you message me, you actually want a response... so here are some tips on how to get one of my patented awesome messages of your very own:

✨write me a long, thoughtful message based off of this post
✨ask me a question
✨tell all me about you, what you like, and why you think we'd vibe (and tell me your favorite animal in your first message so I know you read this, and you will also get a faster reply if you can tell me what mine is 🐯)
✨be over the age of 30, living somewhere in the USA, and single

Also, please be patient if it takes me awhile to get back to you. It does not mean I am not interested in you-- it means I'm human and only have so much time in a day. Letters take time to write. I guess it all comes back to what I was saying above about patience? But if you follow the above tips, you'll definitely get a response from me eventually.

<flashes the secret signal and vanishes>