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43 [M4F] - Portland, Oregon: (MARRIED) “I’m a Rorschach Test on fire, a day-glo pterodactyl, I’m a heart-shaped box of springs and wires and one badass fucking fractal”
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Calm_Chaotic_Caveman is a male age 43 looking for a female in Portland, OR
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I’m looking for someone who is intelligent and full of hell and wit. I want someone who’s unsatisfied sexually but doesn’t want to leave her relationship. I want someone who day-dreams about being physically passionate with another man, but hesitates because of the risks that comes with. I want someone who loves her life yet yearns for more and doesn’t know why. I want someone who doesn’t know what they want.

I want someone local.

I want someone who is open to the possibility of meeting in person.

I want someone between the ages of 22 and 45. Between 4’ and 6’ tall. I want someone who is somewhere between petite and chubby. Small boobs or big boobs. Big ass or small ass. One thing is mandatory and that is a very sexy brain.

I’m average height, average weight, and average looking. Pretty much everything is average including hands and shoe size. So if we exchange pics and you’re expecting a shredded Chad with a monster cock you’ll be disappointed and will have to ghost me. So let’s just skip that part.

If you’re lurking and curious, click on my profile and message me. It’s relatively risk free and I’m super fun to talk to. Like really fun. The funnest even.

So do it. Message me. You’ll be happy you did. Unless you’re Barbara. Fucking Barbara.

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