I’m a married fat chick — yes my husband is aware and supportive. He’s busy with work and travel and stuff, I’m bored and I’m kind of an attention whore, in a non-clingy words of affirmation let me show off kind of way. I want to chat with someone new and interesting that has the potential for it to turn into flirting and then who knows? I travel for work and maybe I’ll come to your city.

As I said, I’m plus sized: ~320 lbs/size 24/primarily butt and tummy. I have a successful career, am intelligent, sarcastically funny, occasionally charming, super confident. I’m fairly open-minded, but lean liberal. I curse like a sailor, buy books and lipstick with abandon, love street tacos, hate miracle whip, and look deceptively like a suburban mom (but cute!). I’m sane and normal.

I’m US Eastern Time.

I’m looking for someone to who can hold their own in conversation and who likes to talk to new people about all sorts of topics, big and small. Ideally, we’d eventually move into flirty territory, but I’m in no rush (you shouldn’t be in a rush either). I’d like to be friendly as well as flirty.

You’re ideally close to my age, definitely over 30, and I don’t really have an upper limit. I don’t care about your relationship status, but I’d prefer if you were upfront about it. No one is changing situations. In some ways I’d prefer if you were married with kids, because it makes boundaries easier.

Please be a lover of fat girls, gifted in the art of sarcasm, intelligent and interesting, normal, sane, and not creepy. Bonus if you’re on the more (soft) dominant side of things, but that’s a discussion for the future.

Bonus for beards, ink, military/fire/police, but not a requirement.

If you’ve made it this far and are interested, introduce yourself and tell me what caught your attention.