It's amazing how much I struggle with putting a simple post together, trying to sell myself online sure isn't one of my best skills. Well, anyway. Here we are. Hi! :)

I don't even know what exactly I am looking for ... a bestie? Someone who just wants to have a laugh together and share anything and everything that is on our minds and hearts? A prince that is going to save me? But then again, save me from what exactly? I guess, I desperately want to bond with someone again. We all know that feeling. It's very, very rare.

Sooo ... a little about me: If you take me to a bookstore, you can just pick me up 5 hours later. If you take me to the beach, well you can just leave me there (with the books I bought in that said bookshop). I love cooking and can be very enthusiastic about it. My toxic trait is every time I travel somewehre, I want to quit my job. I love watching movies, I listen to audio books while I commute and if I don't, I listen to the same old playlists that have been with me for years. I'm creative. I want to have my own swimming pool. I have a very soft spot for animals. I'm tired of all the fake people out there. I'm an introvert but I can fake it like a pro.

You should write me if you like blonde, fat Barbies. If you don't, you can still write me and I'm sure you will like me anyhow. You can pretty much talk to me about anything and everything and I will happily add my two cents!

Please do NOT write me if you're just one of those bored husbands that are looking for some attention. Also, I'm not looking for a hookup of any kind. Please be a gentleman.

Tell me your weirdest but most favourite food combination!