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57 [M4F] Los Angeles/Anywhere. Peaches and Twinsk [sic].
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JumpAndTurn is a male age 57 looking for a female in sic
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There once was a lady from Minsk, Who wanted forgiveness for her Sinsk. Her prayers were in Latin, But her sheets were of satin, And her bras barely contained her twinsk.

She moved to where they had pretty beaches, Stopped attending the Catholic preaches. She said goodbye to her Latin, Doubled-up on the satin, And added skirts that can’t contain her peaches.

Can you come up with a third verse?

What I wouldn’t give to start a conversation with a polished, mature, highly intelligent, 45 woman who can write a clever, playful limerick…It doesn’t even have to be a limerick: it can be any kind of fun, playful poetry.

I hope you’ll say hello, perhaps we can eschew banality together.

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1 year ago