Important note before I begin: I've seen an overwhelming amount of girls posting about being afraid to look for dates because of things like anxiety and other medical conditions. Don't let any mental or physical problem get in your way, there's such thing as men that are not only fine with it, but will love to make your life easier. I'm one of them. Never fall into the trap of thinking you won't find anyone. If you read a post that speaks to you, go ahead and send that person a message and give them your full attention.

Hi everyone,

Whether you're very enthusiastic about dating, or you're shy, or you've suffered from negative dating experiences in the past, don't hesitate to message me. No need to send a picture until you're feeling comfortable. We're here to make this work, not to simulate a swiping app. Let's use our minds instead of our thumbs.

Your desire for a serious and healthy relationship is lit up? Rely on me to discover what makes you happy and to show you why a powerful connection is the greatest thing in the world. Seriously you'll feel so much less guilty eating chips and ice cream when your partner's doing it too.

Don't wanna read everything I have to say? You're in luck! Skip to the bottom to read a certified low-effort version of my post.

My stats

Physically, I'm 6' tall ✦ white guy ✦ blue eyes ✦ long hair (man bun) ✦ dad bod ✦ no piercings ✦ no tattoos

Mentally, I'm fully devoted (to my partner) ✦ patient ✦ analytical ✦ thoughtful ✦ open-minded ✦ very private ✦ strong ✦ yet sensitive

I'm from the east coast of Canada and I'm very attached to the place I decided to settle in. It's in an optimal location, very quiet and beautiful, with easy access to the city and to the US. All the home decoration stuff will be done with my future partner.

I'd love to say I'm super funny, but that's kinda subjective. My favorite type of humor is inside jokes.

Basic plans for this year

Find my girl ✦ love her ✦ give her all the attention in the world ✦ be productive at work ✦ buy winter boots that don't squeak ✦ skate during winter ✦ grill during summer ✦ have my ticket for the Metallica tour ✦ watch LOTR YouTube videos (yes, I have a nerdy side) ✦ up for anything ✦ will accompany you to any event ✦ lots of romantic date nights ✦ you prefer staying home? fine with me

Experience

I've been single since last September, and just now decided to begin the search for my forever partner. I've never dated a girl just to date. The few relationships I've been in have all been long-term. I consider myself very fortunate, because I don't have a single horror story to tell when it comes to relationships. That's great and all, but all I care about is not having to look for someone ever again.

I've never been married and don't have kids.

Preferences (These are not requirements.)

24 to 44 years old ✦ any height and weight ✦ any skin color ✦ non-smoker ✦ big heart ✦ stay-at-home type? that's fine. career-oriented? that's fine too ✦ don't want kids? that's fine. want one? we'll talk about it

Whether you have a lot of dating experience or none at all, it changes nothing for me.

Unlike most men, I prefer clingy, extremely possessive girlfriends. Even if it's to a controlling degree. Again, not a requirement.

Where you're from

I don't just want to know where you're from, I want to learn about it. Tell me about the culture, the memories you have, why you do or don't wanna visit every once in a while. To become the best possible man for you, I want to listen to you talk to me about your roots for hours on end.

Low-effort version

Hi I'm 37 and I was wondering if you could relocate to me later and then we vibe and get married and stuff. Messages under 5 words long will be ignored, but I count emojis as words!

Final words

To be clear, I'm strictly looking for a life partner who's willing to eventually relocate and not a friend. Being the type of guy who gives his girl his full attention all the time, I just wouldn't be able to spend time with a new friend anyway.

I'll be waiting.