This is a song by one of my favorite bands of all time, and it has my name in it, and has haunted me since I was 15 years old. Friends of friends who had their own friends with my name still thought of me when they heard that song. My ex even used it as my ringtone (remember those) for when I called. Now, at 34, I find this song keeps becoming increasingly true. Super bonus for whoever knows the song and band I’m talking about.

Still reading? Cool. So not looking for anything super serious, just like a life partner. Someone to snuggle Sunday mornings. Go camping and hiking out by a lake in the summer. Someone who can walk one of the dogs for me so I can actually take them on walks together. I tend to be more introverted, so I’m looking for someone who compliments me, bringing out my extroverted qualities. No more hookups or FWB for me. Sorry, not interested.

As stated I am a 34F. I’m from SE Michigan and it would be cool if you, yes you reading this, were nearby. I’m rather liberal. An aspiring aspiring stand-up comedian. Love dogs and cats (2 and 3 myself). Often spend evenings in chilling with an edible (so please be 420 friendly) having sing-a-longs that concern my pets or Netflix and chilling with myself (if you know what I mean). I work from home 3/5 days a week. Like most people on this planet, I’m not as active as I would like to be. However, I am a big, beautiful woman and not interested in someone who only wants me if I change the “big” part. I consider myself “nerd-adjacent” because I tend to gravitate more towards people into nerd culture, but am not into many of those things myself (I also look like a stereotypical nerdy chick). I’m a great cheerleader though for whatever you’re into. I would like to have children someday, and that is a dealbreaker if you don’t. I’ve thought about this a lot and don’t want us to waste either of each other’s time. Cannabis and alcohol aside, my really vices, and the way to my heart, are pizza, ice cream, and Coca Cola.

If you made it this far, and anything sounds interested, seriously dude, just DM me already. What are you waiting for?! CALL ME NOW FOR YOUR FREE TAROT READING