Sorry, I actually don't have any cookies. But, while I have your attention, let me introduce myself.
My name is Bear, I am looking for someone to maybe fall in like with. It can get lonely, and I would love to get to know someone and see where it goes from there. Heck, I might even give you cookies for real. I don't really have anything holding me here, so I could relocate if we really hit things off. Maybe instead we just run away together!
Some random me facts:
If you would play board games with me, my heart would melt!
I love thrift stores and flea markets. Loveeeeeeee them!
I love travel and taking random road trips as previously mentioned. Poorly singing cheesy 80s music with the wind in our hair sounds like an amazing time.
I'm a huge history and architecture nerd!
Museums and weird roadside attractions excite me way more than they probably should.
I'm not really a materialistic person, I'd rather make memories and have experiences.
I love giving gifts!
I can juggle.
I am a bit of a hopeless romantic, you may find random sticky notes from me all over the house in the weirdest, most perplexing places.
I'm super open minded and accepting, never be afraid to tell me anything. Except if you punch babies. Actually, tell me that you punch babies. You need stopped, you monster!
I love listening and will lean on your every word while you tell me a funny story or complain about Brenda at work. Stupid freaking Brenda..
me!.
If you're interested, send me a message and tell me some stuff about you. What discount food product are you? I feel like you're probably a bruised peach. Maybe like a browning banana. Possibly a slightly dinged can of Lima beans. I don't judge.
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