And as I stared at the dragon, it looked at me dead in the face and said, "Sir, please, you're scaring the children. Either you order something or you leave." And that's when I realized that I was wasted and was trying to order breakfast for three when there was only one.

So if I'm being honest, I'm here looking for someone fun to talk to. If things evolve, great but I'm just going with the flow. I'm tired of wasting my best jokes on myself. I was talking to myself the other day and we think it's time we got back out there. I do have to give a warning that I get distracted easily with things. Sometimes I'll just

I'm a student that just finished the semester and I'm also an illustrator when the work is there. Art is hard. So are words. I'm going to school for English and writing because I always found that words were like pieces of a puzzle to be arranged in any random ways to make something much more grand than letters in place.

I'm kind of tall and the pandemic looked at me and said, "Hey remember when you lost weight? I found it." NICE. I've also been told I'm handsome but I'm not sure if my half blind grandmother is a credible source.

Some quick facts about me! - My favorite food is pizza. - I'm searching for the perfect chocolate chip cookie. - I'm a "haha" user instead of "lol." - I play video games. Don't mind if you don't but I feel like it still gets flak for some reason. - Fortune cookie fortunes make me laugh with how un-fortune they've been lately. - I have facial hair. I once had someone stop talking to me because of it and I always found that funny. - I'm a Leo and it doesn't matter. I just wanted to share that someone else stopped talking to me because I am one. People are a trip. - I don't believe in crystals but I enjoy hearing about people talking about it because I picture them talking about rock candy and it makes me laugh.

Oh and if you're just passing by: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair or shorts? Because he got a hole in one.

Have a great day!