Now that Christmas is over and I dont have the constant threat if 'returning all your presents if you're not good' I still have to find a way to survive the next 2 weeks before I can give the kiddos back to the more than capable and a lot more patient hands of the teachers/staff who are paid to manage a classroom full of these monsters.

For now though its just me here working then going home to a house full of new toys and chaos so while I try and cope, lets get to know each other shall we? Lets share the suffering and complain about how much different our lives would be if we only had an extra few million laying around. What we would do if we could pay someone else to fold the fucking laundry.

Living in southern california means that while its -30 for half the country I'm over here bundled up with my heater turned on when it's only like 50, I guess that I'm spoiled but I also have to pay an arm and a leg for gas and housing out here so it's kinda even I guess...other than complaining about the cold and the kids, I'm really a pretty happy go lucky person. I'm extroverted at heart despite the fact that my one real ambition in life is to go find a cabin to buy in the woods where I can just go full mountain man and be surrounded by nature 24/7. To that end I enjoy the outdoors, camping, fishing, etc. I like baseball too, I love listening to books on tape, I enjoy cooking and I really dont mind doing the dishes either...

I'm 6ft tall with long hair, some tattoos and a dad bod that I can no longer blame on covid so I'll just say that I'm a lazy bitch and leave it at that. As if having a bunch of kids wasnt enough chaos we have some 2 week old puppies in our living room right now that add slightly to the chaos. But something about holding on to a brand new puppy helps calm down a stressed and flustered soul like nothing else I've experienced. I just cant wait to be able to lay down and let them crawl all over me. Seriously thats going to be the best...

I'd love to chat with someone who is funny, smart, witty...someone who enjoys talking and eventually opening up and sharing what makes them tick. Lets share what's going on in our lives and get to the point where we are excited to just see the phone screen light up....well ok I'll end this here, thanks for taking the time read and I'm looking forward to getting to know you all. Have a good week and merry christmas/happy new year!