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30 [M4F] California/Anywhere - What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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handjokazooie is a male age 30 looking for a female in California
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A nectarine.

So hello! I'm here, probably again or whatever but I'm giving it a shot and seeing what's up. I'm sort of a caregiver at home. Long story. I'm also an artist. Not a long story. When I'm not being dramatic, my tall, tan and probably handsome self is usually just running errands or hanging out. There's a story there but I'm a student and as briefly mentioned a second ago, I'm specifically a freelance artist. That's just a fancy way of saying that I'm broke. I pay for things with my good looks and my charm because they didn't accept sticks and marbles. Sucks for them. I got a wicked nice stick. That sounds weird.

So anyways, I'm fine. How are you? I was talking to myself the other day and we think it's a good idea to try and get back out there. I'm tired of wasting my best jokes on myself. I don't appreciate them but I know I certainly do. Shoot me a message! I'm caring, chubby, and illiterate but the good kind of illiterate.

Instead of saying things I like, here are some things I hate: - I hate when clothes don't dry all the way. - I hate when a peeled off sticker leaves that residue that's annoying to get off. I hate going to step a crunchy leaf and it doesn't crunch. Liar leaf. - I hate when popcorn is left in the microwave for just a second too long and the entire bag is ruined. - I hate when people don't use their turn signal.

So let's shoot the breeze and see where things go. Send me a picture and I'll send one back. For science, of course!

Hoping to hear something! Also hoping this is an entertaining few minutes if you're just passing by. Have a great day!

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