Let's have some fun with this one!

When I say "hedonist" I'm talking about the actual definition of it. Someone who believes that the pursuit of pleasure is the ultimate purpose in life. Good food, drinks, pleasures of the flesh, travelling, meeting new people, and having new experiences.

I'm not saying it's the perfect way to be, but it's worked for me so far!. Of course, it put me about 30lbs heavier than I wanted to be, but the experiences along the way have more than made up for it.

What am I looking for? You, probably. That is, if you're open-minded, fun-loving, slightly deviant, black-humoured, and either you've got grown kids or no plans on procreating. Bonus points if you don't have a cat, don't have a litany of evil exes and family who's done you wrong, and/or some great stories for telling around a campfire or over cocktails...or cocktails around a campfire! I'm down with the thickness, but I'm open to any body type from thin to curvy, just not too far into BBW territory.

You might be asking yourself "What's this guy bringing to the table?" Well, you should be. Now that you've ticked all my boxes, what makes me so special, right? Let's start with the PG stuff, the basics. I'm going to make you laugh. It might be with me, it'll probably be at me a lot of the time though. I'm gainfully employed, and while I'd much rather be independently wealthy, I like my career and the folks I work with. I plan on doing more travelling in the new year, and I'm finally going to start getting some of the tattoos I've been wanting. I've been described as "handsome" by some, though I kinda think that family is often biased. Let's keep expectations low and go with "medium ugly", until we swap pics and you decide for yourself.

If you're interested in my NSFW qualities, I'm happy to share, but let's talk for a moment first. Tip of the iceberg stuff: Dabbled in kink, BDSM, shibari, etc...discovered that other than being very open to polyamory and having a pretty mild foot fetish (read: you could talk a footrub out of me pretty easily), I'm pretty vanilla. I'm pretty orally fixated, and appreciate the same. But...let's not dirty up the post too much.

If you've made it this far, I'm actually impressed. Now, open up a chat or send a message, and let's talk!