Hey you, random Redditor browsing down this long line of semi-obvious and not-so-innocuous post. Nice hair by the way, and there's some mustard on your shirt. Don't worry I don't think anybody noticed. You can thank me later.

I'm kind of tired of the liars and endless list tediously detailing what a person is or isn't into. I guess it's meant to matter if you hike three times a week or if the ball going to a certain side of the screen makes up the majority of your time. But in my experience that's not the essence of what makes a good or lasting romance or friendship? I crave variety, I long for character. I'd love to spend half a day detailing why the observer effect is the most f%$#&ed thing to be discovered in human existence, but ALSO be kinda mad your coworker has the absolute gall to talk bad about so-and-so when we all know her boyfriend broke up with her because of she has hammer toes and doesn't use soap because she's going "natural."

It can be a little bit of everything and none of just the same, I guess what I'm trying to say is that neither I or you should feel limited by pros and cons on a digital piece of paper that really doesn't amount to anything. More important to me is to find the sort of personality that I can kick it with, and not feel the drag or nuance of a one-sided conversation.

That said, here's what I'm looking for:

- Everything

And here's what you can expect:

- Rants and opinions on just about anything. Also 90's cartoon references. Like Helloooooooooooooo NURSE, or a cartoon wolf howling because something is sexy.

So send a chat if my this or that caught your attention, and mention Fyodor so I know you've read my whole post and not just the parts you like. I'm on to you, speed readers! I do the same thing too but c'mon now. Ya'll are why nobody post sincerely on the R4R's and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Happy searching.

- E.