...You hope youāre doing it right, you feel the gurgle in your stomach while you try, and the rest of the time, your ass is nervously puckered up to the point of generating intense heat. You could light a cigar off that leather cheerio. No kidding, it looks like Rockyās right eye after his first fight with Apollo Creed. No need to provide additional descriptors, including the finish...the description is really not the point. Dating just hasnāt been as fun as I had hopedā¦
But I am stubborn and continue to try. Some of the interactions have been interesting:
āHow tall are you?ā
There are so many height supremacists out there.
āIām 5ā11.ā
āOh OK, that means you are only 5ā9, because men lie. Doesnāt matter anyway...I only date men over 6 feet.ā
I felt bad. I felt like I had to come up with something.
āWell Iām growing as a person, does that count?ā
It doesnāt apparently.
Recently Iāve been pondering what kind of thing I want, and Iāve decided I want to try something a little different. When an airline recently announced their unlimited fly pass deal, it was hard for me to pass up, as I love to travel. Combine that with the ability to work remotely, and I can go wherever I want at this point, domestically. So Iām opening this up to not only the area around me that we can Whereās Waldo down to in conversation, but anywhere. Iām an adventurer and risk taker...maybe thereās someone out there that wants to give long distance a shot? It takes work, but it has itās perks. Sharing your world around you with someone unfamiliar to it, and them doing the same...just seems appealing to me. The world is as small as you wanna make it, and things can work if you both make an effort...if itās worth it. The free time, building that want for the next time weāre together, making the best of the time we do have, having time for independence...whatās not to like there? We can still be clingy. We can still work in extra time. I wanna give this a shot. Nothing will probably come of it, but hey, only live once, right? No need to worry about big stuff down the line...letās try it and just enjoy the moments and if we click beyond those initial phases, weāll worry about the big stuff later. Are you game?
I donāt have a lot of hardcore requirements as to the person Iām looking for. Iām simple. I just want a girl I can feed tacos to, and tell her sheās pretty, as the saying goes. Someone who is simple as well. Kind. Fun, and adventurous (I donāt mean jumping off a skyscraper). A girl that when she says something, she means it, whether that feeling originates from and is shared from the center of the heart, soul, or the mind...itās real. Someone to laugh with, learn from, share with and give to. Non-confused, emotionally available, and doesnāt make habits of leading people on, lying, or hurting them. Basically, Iām looking for a fun, honest, real, mature, adult. Bonus for being completely unpetty.
Some of me:
First, and most importantly...Iām the parent of a young child (50% custody), so it would be preferable that you like kids. Or at least mine. She doesnāt need a mom, sheās got a great one, and we co-parent well together. No drama. Part of getting to know me is somewhere down the line, knowing my crazy child. Iām not going to hide her and while separation of the birthed and date may be OK for a while, itās not something I want to continue long term. I expect I lose some people here...
In relation to the above, I use a lot of voice to text. How is this related you ask? Well if we level up to texting and other things, it is quite possible you will receive some weird messages at times as I switch between talking to you and my child. āHi baby, how was your day? I miss the fuck out of you. What? You have to go poopy? Hold the line! Pucker!ā I thought it best to warn you upfront.
I currently work as software designer for children's educational video games (albeit temporarily, as I am on furlough until my previous company finishes ārestructuringā and takes me back). I get that that this quite possibly makes me sound like a box full of puppies. To be honest, I really donāt like video games that much. Itās kinda like how porn stars oftentimes donāt really like sex...they are just getting used by the industry for their skills. Except in my case, instead of big jugs and giant penis, think more along the lines of Carmen San Diego.
Iām a collector of experiences, not things. Things are nice, sure. But in my final moments, itās the experiences Iāve had that will make me smile as I fade away. People, places. The sensory memory of each. Sights, smells, and sounds...the feel and taste. Itās those experiences I live for. There will be no U-Haul stuffed with things following my hearse when I kick off. In fact, to keep things cheap, the U-Haul may be my hearse. The experiences Iāve had up to this point, good and bad, and the ones I dream of that have yet to come, could fill that U-Haul hundreds of times over, if they existed physically. If you are the experiences type as well, itās quite possible you are of my tribe...it would be nice to get to know you. Tell me about some?
I sometimes misspeak or say things that may need clarification, or just say things that can potentially ruin a moment. Iād be nice if you can give me a little grace instead of jumping to some sort of conclusion. Years ago, I dated Nina. In the middle of frisky time, she yelled out āI want you to ride me like Columbus!ā because, you know...Nina was one of the ships. I replied āOh, Iām gonna wreck you like the Titanic...but you know Nina, Columbus was actually on the Santa Maria, not the Nina.ā Completely ruined the moment somehow. Just a little grace...thatās all I ask.
I will always 100% have your back. Sometimes in life, we find ourselves stuck in the swamps of sadness. The inertia of grieving coupled with despair leaves us overwhelmed, and sinking. Iāve been there. Iād like to think I have myself together 100% of the time...unaffected by life at times, but Iād be lying if I said I did. Iām not afraid to be vulnerable and cry with someone I care about if that need arises. And I donāt shy away at being there for another just the same. With me, if you find yourself sinking...Iām not going to stand above you, looking down, pulling at you and yelling like Atreau pulling on Artax in the Neverending Story...trying to coax you out of that sadness. Iām going to jump in that swamp with you. Stand next to you. Lift you up in any way I can (metaphorically, because you are not a horse and if you were, I canāt lift you) to make sure you get out, most importantly when you are ready. And then I will follow. I will always have your back and be your support. Every single one of us lives in the gutter, though some of us pretend we donāt. And then some of us spend that time in the gutter...looking up at the stars. Iām going to remind you to keep looking up, constantly.
Lemme shorten things down from the rambles. I am:
Dependable
Adventurous
Trustworthy
Easygoing
Motivating
Empathetic
Imaginative
Affectionate
Multifaceted
Noble
Intelligent
Communicative
Enjoyable
That's acrostic by the way...
Iām around if you want to know more. At the very least, I hope you make sure to smile today. If you find it hard, smile at the fact that someone you went to school with is still trying to become a rapper. That always seems to work.
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