Hi all. I'm alone for a long weekend and most of my friends are understandably very busy with family. I'd love to find someone i connect with. I'm only looking for good connections.

I'm looking for friendship and emotional intimacy first and foremost. I am single and not actively looking for a partner, but i am open to that developing.

Some things about me: fat, open, honest, funny af, probably stoned, social, vulnerable, confident, progressive, accepting, anxious, kind, non-judgmental, verbal, overly-educated, irreverent, nerdy, outgoing, sarcastic, adorable, melancholy at times, empathetic, low-key into computers & doing artsy stuff (not together), uninhibited, i love board games and video games, easily distractible, chair dancer, flexible, love watching TV - movies less so, used to love reading but i mostly do audiobooks these days, caring, German learner. Into cooking, baking, and bicycling sometimes. The thing i love most in the world is hanging out with great friends and having deep conversations.

Things i might like about you (in no particular order): vulnerable/open, honest, you enjoy talking, you're a nerd, you're empathetic, you like to use discord to communicate, open to voicing sometimes, between 30-40, hilarious, neurodivergent, accepting and altruistic, into similar games/media, adorable, you take care of your mental health. If open to more than platonic, i am attracted to all genders and body types. Bonus points to slender men and "tomboyish" women, but not necessary at all - just want to acknowledge the super cuties 🥰

Deal breakers: under 30, you don't know how to treat me like a human being, elitist/condescending, conservative. If open to more than platonic, must be in a verifiably open relationship or single.

If you're still with me and you're interested in chatting and seeing if we fit together well, please message me (inbox preferred over chats). I reply to all reasonable messages, but take my time and will get back to you within the next week or two, depending on how many messages i get. I just like to take my time getting to know people a bit more one on one. I'm not looking for one person only, so we will get to know each other enough to know if we'll be good together. I'm not just looking to be entertained or fill time, but i AM only looking for connections that have a spark of some sort. I'd like to see if i connect with you. When you send a message, it doesn't have to be long, but it does have to be evident you read my post and are looking to connect with me. Tell me what part of my message made you think, "This weirdo sounds like my kind of weirdo," and also tell me some things about you to get us started.

If you are seeing this message in the future, I'm not going anywhere and i am very interested in connecting with good people i mesh well with. I feel like I'm some janky ass puzzle piece looking for my perfect fits. I like unique people who get me and who i get, and I'm willing to put in the time and effort to find you. Feel free to message me at any time in the future and I'll be sure to get back to you!

Thanks so much for taking the time to read my novel. If you celebrate, i hope you are having a lovely Christmas. If not, i hope you are enjoying a long weekend off, and if you're working, I'm so sorry - I'm doing my part by not shopping and i hope you get to relax when you're done working. 🫂