new edit as of 6/2/23 I now live in Seattle, WA 🙂

*** edit ***I know this post is long as fuck (sorry it’s who I am 💁🏼‍♀️) but please read to the end if you’re actually interested! If you don’t include a photo, I won’t respond (And no, I’m not comfortable going to another app to see you) soupsnake please reveal yourself thank youuuu 🥰

Hey you! I’ve been patient, but maaaaaan am I tired of waiting.

I’m not gonna lie- I’m a big sucker for the holidays. I start the excitement with Halloween (duh), but Christmastime makes me giddy as fuck. I want someone to see the lights with, stay in and drink hot cider while baking allll the cinnamon things, dance in my kitchen to Nat King Cole….I want to share all of this warmth and happiness with someone who wants that, too.

I’ve had some really great conversations here before- only to have the guy ghost out of thin air once plans to actually meet up are made. Please don’t message me if you have no intention to meet. Please don’t be in a relationship looking for something on the side…please DEAR LORD stop with the games 😔🤦🏼‍♀️

ANYWAY,

(Here’s a whoooooole lot of me, just to get that attraction part out of the way 💁🏼‍♀️)

https://imgur.com/a/bLoAc4b

I'm 5'7ish (maybe 5'8? Someone come measure me for accuracy) and curvy, but definitely have been prioritizing my weight and health. I'm down 75 pounds from 2019 and working hard to lose about 50-75 more. (I definitely need someone who enjoys being active because my ADHD lazy brain kicks in when left to my own devices 😬) I know everyone "loves to hike" but I actually do (no really! I promise!), and want a partner to go on longer hikes with and really explore all SoCal has to offer. I love outdoors and traveling, and need someone who will adventure with me! Bonus if you take me to the snow 😍❄️🏔

Some of my interests: Besides the aforementioned- I like to bake/cook, and LOVE hosting small gatherings with friends. I'm not a video gamer, but get way too competitive with board games and fucking love JackBox! My Covid hobby has been thrifting furniture and refinishing it to keep/resell! I’m hooked and need a patient thrifting partner 😬 I’m also a plant and cat mom- but don’t worry, I also loooooove big doggos! I dream of having a big yard full of pups one day……for now my two cats are the perfect companions 🥰 Hardcore Office fan (quote it to me regularly and win my heart) and very into cozying up and spending a day binge watching whatever show we get sucked into 😊 I love supporting small businesses (especially coffee shops!) and always on a hunt for new places. I love music, and live music is everything. I happily travel anywhere to catch a great festival! Some of my favorites are 21 Pilots, Blackbear, Paramore, RHCP, Adele, Mayday Parade, Macklemore, Billie Eilish, Glass Animals, Norah Jones, Drake, Noah Cyrus… (a little all over the place, I know!)

I like staying up late and sleeping in (although my adult job forces me to alter that) and as much as I love waking up and heading out on an adventure, I want that balanced with cozy nights in snuggling and bingeing movies/Netflix. (But seriously, I will literally JUMP out of bed at any ungodly hour to catch a flight somewhere!)

I'm REALLY affectionate. Not aggressive gross PDA, but physical touch is so so big for me. (Love language, what up!) I feel it's important to mention that my sex drive is crazy high and that's crucial in a relationship……but this is not an invitation to send me a dick pic 🥴

I'd say I have my shit about……..95% together. Full time job, my own place, no emotional baggage (that I'm aware of 💁🏼‍♀️). I'm the perfect balance of sarcastic ass and endlessly loving & supportive human (references available upon request 😉). I'm annoyingly optimistic, and I love to invest my energy in those I have in my life.

I'm genuinely happy and constantly smiling. I really love my life and I'm happy with where I'm at- but I crave a real, genuine connection and someone to share this amazing life with. I promise to show up 100%, but I expect (and deserve) the same in return. I show love in a combo of all languages, but in return I need physical touch, quality time, and acts of service to really feel secure.

If you couldn't tell, I'm honest and direct. It's too much for some people- and that's okay- that just makes you not a great fit for me. Life is too short to not have crystal clear communication with the people in your life! (I'm also an over-thinker so, rather than spend too much time dwelling on something, I'm gonna ask you right away to clarify so my brain can have some peace 🧘‍♀️)

If you made it this far- awesome! Send me a message if you think we could be a good fit. All I ask is please include photos in your first message. Physical attraction has to be there on both sides, and since you see me it's only fair to reciprocate 🤷🏼‍♀️

No photos = no response 😊

Oh, and please don't be like this guy: https://imgur.com/a/9GCziJ3

edit don’t be like this guy, either.

https://imgur.com/a/3e25Y0N

*****edit edit NSFW edit **** Dudes, I promise you, no woman wants your junk up close unless she specifically asks for it. Stop doing this 😤

https://imgur.com/a/Ezcshub