Like a mexican villain. Well maybe not. I don’t drink tequila. Yes I know that’s practically sacrilege but I prefer whiskey/bourbon. What can I say I do me. Let me preface by saying, I’m not some hot Latina I’m just a chubby Latina with shit to talk, weird shit to say, and sometimes I can’t sleep. Now would be one of those times. My allergies are trying to kill me I just stopped working on some stuff and decided to see if anyone is out there because I can’t sleep and why the fuck not.

I’m currently attempting to catch up on some tv and Netflix but not doing very good at it. I’m forever behind. I like reading a bit. I love true crime podcasts. I listen to music most of the time. I wear hoodies and jeans as much as possible without getting heat stroke. I’m shaped like Homer Simpson with boobs. I cut off about 65% of my hair late last year. I love sunglasses, movies and coffee. Coffee is my favorite thing. Besides my headphones which I sometimes use to dissuade people from talking to me 😬

Anyhow. I can joke or be serious. I have no idea how long I’ll be awake since I tend to just kind of knock out when I’m tired enough. Look forward to hearing from you, unless I scared you. Then I probably won’t hear from you. And if the odd person described above is not your cup of tea then I definitely won’t hear from you and you’ve already exited this post. But let’s focus on whose still here. Hi there. Feel free to dm.

P.S. Remember, it’s ok to be weird just don’t make it weird. finger guns

P.P.S. Now that I typed this out I’m getting sleepy so I may not respond til morning. Maybe. My bad 🤷🏻‍♀️. Unless I’m awake...