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I'm picking up a new shiny phone today, which is more exciting to me than it should be. I like treating new phones as a blank slate. I'll sync my contacts, download the apps I have actually been using, and leave the rest where it is. The point is that I feel like it's a good thing to get rid of stuff from time to time, and sometimes that stuff is data.

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Anyway, I'm off work this weekend, so I'm looking for new people to kick it with while I'm mostly unoccupied. I'm a fat black woman with opinions. There is a teensy picture of me on my Reddit profile because I'm not trying to build a rapport with you just for you to ghost because you're not pleased with my looks. There is also a bunch of stuff that I've said in other posts that I don't necessarily want to repeat in spite of it being valid, so take a gander and proceed as thou wilt.

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But yes, building rapport. I can talk to almost anyone about almost anything, but only if you're a willing participant. I absolutely am not going to drag you down the conversational path. I'm single, but I'm not actively looking for love at this point in my life, so I don't care about your relationship status. I also don't reaaaaaally care about your location, but it's obviously easier to communicate with people in closer time zones because your days are shaped more similarly and etc. I'm US Central, btw. I'm a night owl who has a job that requires me to be up before the sun, but I try to indulge my night owl tendencies as much as possible when I don't have to work the next day. Early birds are welcome, but don't expect me to be up early until Monday!

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If you send me a chat, I won't read it. Inbox is the way to go, friends. I guess that's all I really want to say at the moment!