First off, the next time I make a username it won't include something i feel the need to live up to. Like I can only be so witty and charming for so long and only so much (the charming part isn't there but I feel its implied). Maybe I will make it something boring sounding so i can sneak up on people and be a nice funny surprise or on an off day exactly what they were expecting. Like damn that's one funny bitch. Or damn that bitch is as boring as her name. For now I am stuck with the weight of expectation. That was a bit of a ramble. I do that. Often. Please bear with me.

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Hi there. So I am thinking about going out of my comfort zone and going to a bar tonight, by myself and sitting and having a beer and getting some work done. Just getting some ideas down seeing if doing something out of the ordinary can spark some brain activity. Is that weird? Not in the mood to go get coffee. My coffee is better. HA but also I kind of want to uber and if I'm going to go to that trouble why not make it worth it by relaxing and having a beer? Flaws found in logic? None as far as I can see. Ive gone to early movies alone. Ive had like lunch alone but I have never gone to a bar alone so this is where you the reader comes in (if you are still reading of course. You got this far stay with me) id like to have a reason to look at my phone and will help my touch of social anxiety if I can msg a random stranger while I sit there like a lonely weirdo. Who's game? *crickets*

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Ok so about me. Im an avid coffee fan. I listen to music, podcasts, and audiobooks a lot. I also work a lot so I dont always have much free time. Right now is my down time technically but I am preparing to get busy again so I have some planning to do. I have a super short haircut that I am still getting used to and I am in dire need of a haircut (note to self text my hair lady). I wear hoodies and jeans all the time which is very not impressive at my age but its how I do. I love bourbon and rye the most and I won't say no to tasty craft beer (fun fact I love sour beer, dont judge me).

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Ok if I haven't convinced or intrigued you then it will likely not happen. I mean there's more to me than that. Kind of. But if I nave confused you and thrown you off enough to keep reading feel free to msg me and who knows maybe Ill chat with you from a quiet corner in the bar or I will chicken out and chat with you from a quiet corner at home. Either way fee free to DM and remember its ok to be weird just dont make it weird.

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