Fortunately, I'm fluent in English Muffin. I hope my puns will get a rise out of you, they are my bread and butter. I love doing jokes dairy much, yeast you forget.

Like 90% of the reddit population, I'm a gamer, i play on PC. Would be nice to find someone to play games with. I've been playing a bit of monster hunter world, but the grind is slowly killing me. Otherwise, i enjoy some final fantasy 14, wizard of legend, 7 days to die and I'm wondering what to play from my ever growing Steam library.

I'm someone who's very honest and direct. I'll very open and i have nothing to hide. That doesn't mean that the first thing I'm going to send you is a dick pick. That said, i do have a high libido and I'm all for sharing my list or kinks if you'd like to do the same.

I used to be a cook in an Italian style restaurant and in an hotel, so i can talk about food all day. ( fresh croissants are the best ! ) I've been doing homemade chocolates recently, so i can talk a lot about that.

What I'm looking for ? First and foremost : a best friend. We can't be a couple that will last if the only thing we have in common is the way we eat our eggs in the morning, it's not gonna last. ( scrambled with cheese with toasts for me ) Someone i can text any hour of the day, make inappropriate jokes and puns with. I wanna laugh, i wanna cry, i want to hear you laugh, talk and ramble about anything an everything. I want to hear about that bitch at work who you can't stand anymore. I want to hear about the good things and the bad things happening in your life. Not everything is gonna go as planned and i want to be there for everything.

I like old music. The 90s, the 80s, the 70s and some from the 30s ( i blame fallout for that ) I love disney music. One of my favorite is the bells of notre dame. Especially the metal version from Jonathan Young on youtube, so good. I love weird and intriguing covers, like from puddle pity party or postmodern jukebox and many others.

I love animation movies of all kind. At the end of Coco, i cried like a baby when he sings "remember me " to his Grandma. I watch anime on Crunchy Roll and series on Netflix. If we're not near, we can watch stuff with rabb.it .

For what i look like, I'm 5'11" and i gained weight recently. I'm at 220 lbs, but I'm planning to go back to the gym and losing some weight while getting back some mass.

Here's a picture of me : https://imgur.com/a8UhVgx

If you want to chat with me, send me a message with your discord username and tell me a little about yourself. Hope to talk to you soon o/