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Hey Reddit!
So here I am, a 40 - something guy, throwing my hat (or maybe my favorite dad hat) into the dating ring. Iâm on the lookout for a wonderful female partner who can handle my blend of sarcasm, sweetness, and an unhealthy obsession with pizza.
A little about me: Iâm the kind of guy who thinks that âadultingâ is just a fancy term for pretending to know what Iâm doing. I have a full-time job, but I promise I wonât bore you with the detailsâunless you want to hear about how I almost set the office coffee machine on fire (long story).
I enjoy long walks⌠to the fridge, deep conversations about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and binge-watching shows while pretending Iâll be productive. I also have a dog who thinks heâs a cat, so if youâre a fan of furry companions who have mastered the art of ignoring you, weâll get along just fine!
Iâm looking for someone who can appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee or the joy of finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag. Bonus points if you have a witty sense of humor and can keep up with my dad jokesâtrust me, theyâre legendary.
So if youâre a fun-loving, kind-hearted woman (30 because letâs be honest, weâre all a little more interesting with some life experience), and youâre ready to embark on this hilarious adventure called dating, letâs chat! Who knows, we might just end up being the ultimate dynamic duo of sarcasm and sweetness.
Drop me a message if youâre interested, and letâs see where this goesâpreferably somewhere with good coffee and maybe even some pizza! đđ
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