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50 [F4M], Illinois - Creative, quirky, and maybe a little too flirty.
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Objective_Cookie_914 is a female age 50 looking for a male in Illinois
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I wish I could tell you exactly what Iā€™m looking forā€”but honestly? I have no clue. What I do know is that Iā€™ll probably message too much, definitely overshare, maybe flirt (okay, definitely flirt), and if given the chance, I might make a few ADHD-fueled, questionably fun life choices.

I work from home in a creative career, which sounds great until you realize it also means I spend way too much time talking to my pets instead of people. Turns out, social isolation mild social awkwardness = me attempting to find a connection in all the wrong places. So, here I am.

Things that make my heart happy: art, creativity, outdoor markets, indie rock, ethnic restaurants, and a spontaneous weekend in Chicago or St. Louis. Oh, and spreadsheets. Yes, I geek out over data. Donā€™t judge me.

Things I donā€™t know much about? Video games, sports, or whateverā€™s happening on TV (I donā€™t even own one). But I donā€™t think we have to be the same to connect, right? Opposites attract, or so Iā€™ve heard.

Physically? Iā€™ve got tattoos, stretch marks, a bit of a tummy, and absolutely zero apologies. Life changes our bodies over the years, but what matters is the intelligence, quirkiness, and love for life we still carry. I feel the same way about the guy Iā€™m looking forā€”confidence in who you are > perfection any day.

More than anything, I want a real connection with someone from Illinois (or close). I donā€™t have the mental bandwidth for 20 ā€œhey how r uā€ messagesā€”quality over quantity, please. If you can hold a fun conversation for more than a couple of days without disappearing like my motivation on a Monday, weā€™re already off to a great start.

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a female
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50
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a male
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