Ever been in one of those slow conversations where the silence is so loud you could swear it's critiquing your life choices? I'm here for one of those.
I’m talking about those deep dives into the absurdity of everyday life—like pondering the enigma of your dramatic aunt who turns every family group chat into a telenovela, or marveling at the epic saga of your expired milk that’s been auditioning for a role as a science experiment.
Small talk is so last season. Forget the tiresome "How's the weather?" or that overused "I'm fine." Let’s cut to the chase: if you want to break the ice, start by confessing the odd relics lurking in your refrigerator—like that mysterious jar of something you swear was alive last week.
Until then, I'll be over here, contemplating the universe and probably what to eat (which may or may not have been forgotten in the back of the fridge).
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