Opposites attract has always weirded me out. Because. Ok. Let me tell you about me. And then. Just 3 things. And then you tell me if you'd accept the polar opposite of that.

I bathe. Well. I conduct positive hygiene practices.

I care about people. How do I show that? I volunteer. I donate blood. I help the little ole lady down the street move. Etc etc.

I am continously growing as a person. Emotionally. Intellectually. Physically. I ask why a lot. I read a lot. I walk. Run. Work out.

So ok. If I take those 3 things about me. And then find the opposite. That's supposed to attract? Or. Lifeview. Mindset. Ok.

I have a positive growth based mindset. Failure is just lessons to fuel future success. Yada yada.

Opposite of that? Is that supposed to attract me?

I see a lost puppy. I try to find its parents.

Opposite of that? Where did this thing come from lmao. Wild.

I can cook. Clean. Organize a space real well. Cut my own grass. Shit I cut my own hair. Fold my own clothes. Do my own laundry.

I feel dumb. Writing all that down. But its been more than one occasion I come on reddit and hear stories of people with unwashed asses that can't cook. Think critically or read out here on their what 2nd marriages and shit?

Wild. I don't know. I should be asleep but all the stupid shit my friend said today is just rubbing me all wrong, more than usual.

I just wanna meet a quality gal and fucking shove so much love and affection into her stupid duxking face and frolic happily ever after. I mean. In theory. In practice. Uh. Im too tired. Let's start as friends and let me nap on your tummy and I promise I won't get chicken grease on you. I promise ill try. Oooh. If you have washboard abs I could make a pool of grease in the crevices. Hmmm.