Hello ladies of Reddit. I'm here tonight looking for my better half. Plain and simple, I want the woman to spend the rest of my life with. Not to come on too strong or anything, or sound like I am trying to rush anything, but I hope to find my forever-person. I'm not "tired of the games" because I never played them--I've simply always been the kind of man who commits to one woman and has no interest in "dating" except as a stepping-stone towards something actually meaningful, which apparently puts me in the minority, especially on the misleadingly-named "dating apps" made for booty calls.

I realize that this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you what movies you're supposed to like or what foods you're supposed to eat, so we can be a match, but I'm not going to do that; I believe that, first off, opposites attract, and second, a loving couple can always find, or create, shared hobbies and interests. No, all I really ask is that you have integrity (this is hugely important to me) and be on the same wavelength of wanting to find your lifelong lover, not a fling or a FWB or a casual conversation that goes nowhere. As for me, I'm employed at a job I like in a field I love, I have a great beard, I have a cat-shaped fur ball in my lap at nearly all times, and I live in Denver (open to long-distance so long as we work towards in-person meeting, and willing to potentially move if we reach that stage). I'm generally quiet, reasonably intelligent/able to fake it, more of a romantic than most people would think, and an open book.

So if you're into the really hardcore stuff like "monogamy" and "commitment" and "growing to be a cute old couple hobbling around doctor's offices together when we're 80," let me know in chat (DMs don't always work well for me)!