hey there! I am looking for fun conversation, banter, memes, sharing of mutual interests, things like that. ideally hoping to get on a phone call today! I’m looking for compatibility and conversation above all else. I’m single but not necessarily looking for anything romantic right now but I’m not opposed to it if there is mutual chemistry (personality match, physical attraction)

About me

I live in the US on the east coast, not tied to here though. Professionally I work in the software industry as an engineer. Quality Assurance to be exact - be sure to ask me if I’m like Creed Bratton. Maybe I should start sprouting mung beans.

I really want to travel a lot in the future. I have lived in Australia and New Zealand, and have very TBD plans to go back, at least for holiday. Hoping someone shares a wanderlust that I do.

I am into spiritual topics big time. I practice meditation, I like reading about Buddhism, I collect crystals, and I’m a reiki practitioner (I can totally send you distance reiki). I love astrology and I’m looking for the right match where we just talk about transits and new moon rituals for hours.

my big three are Aquarius sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising. I have a bunch of 6th house capricorn placements, so you know I already have done a lot of self work in my life. (I feel like this is an astrology r4r right now😅).

I also practice tarot but its less so. hoping I meet someone who can teach me a thing or two in any of these topics! would be fun to do readings and chart analyses of one another.

Physically I am 5’6 with blue eyes, light brown short hair (not super short or anything, trying to grow it a bit). I’m a slim build, decent beard, nice eyebrows, even nicer voice, which you could be the judge of that here:

https://vocaroo.com/10Ew67IaH7ZE

I enjoy deep intellectual conversations mixed with banter and memes. I really love it listening to someone talk about their passions, even if I dont understand it. intelligence is really attractive to me. if you work in a STEM field, or are into psychology in any way please step to the front.

I dislike small talk. asking “how are you?” is the worst form of conversation starter. questions like that are reserved for already established connections.

I play the ocarina, very well I would say (but I couldn’t tell you what note means what)…I can play by ear so give me requests! It would be fun if you played an instrument. Put me in my place by absolutely shredding it on the harp.

I have a chonker kitty who I adore and will absolutely send you pics. I prefer cats to dogs but will always welcome pics of either.

TV: breaking bad, seinfeld, better call saul, south park, golden age simpsons, curb, always sunny, the office, star trek (TNG is best, debate me! actually don't because I only have really seen TNG, some voyage, the lower decks (good show too) )

Movies: not much of a movie guy but I enjoy the John Wick series, comedies, and sci fi. Maybe you can change that?

Games: Fallout, Bioshock, Prey, Overwatch (duo with me?) , League of Legends, civ, stardew, a bunch of others in my steam library collecting dust

Books: not much BUT, have just finished "The Heart of the Buddha's teaching" which is pretty good, Rapture by John Shirley, anything dystopian or sci fi is good in my book (haha...pun)

annnnd here are some buzzwords about me as I have written a bit already: gaming, NFL (jets fan…sadly😂), PC building, pokemon, documentaries, Carl Jung / talking about the unconscious mind, nerdy, aspiring DnD player (PLEASE GET ME TO PLAY), former (but re-aspiring) podcast creator.

About you

• 24
• open to swapping selfies at some point
• mentally healthy or at least aware of it and working on it.
• share some mutual interests
• can banter and hold conversation. enjoys yapping

If my post resonates send an introduction chat message and include your age, location/time zone, and your favorite color (so I know you read this far). Voice clips are a bonus but not required.

Have a great day!