46 [M4F]#NJ- Seeking Woman: Must Love Sarcasm, Bad Puns & the Occasional Over-Use Of Emojis

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Appropriate_Scene168 is a male age 46 looking for a female in New Jersey

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Hey there, fellow Redditors,

I’m a 40 something dude looking for a woman who’s ready to tackle life’s greatest mysteries with me: Why is pizza so perfect? How do socks always disappear in the laundry? And most importantly, can you teach me to finally fold a fitted sheet without having a small existential crisis?

I’m funny (at least I think I am, but my dog agrees), easygoing, and I a make a mean cup of coffee—if that’s your thing. I’m also a pro at sarcastic banter and I’ve got an extensive collection of bad puns, so prepare for eye-rolls and “groans” on the reg.

If you can handle my dry humor, enjoy spontaneous adventures, and you don’t mind me making fun of you in the sweetest way possible, we might just be a match made in Reddit heaven. Bonus points if you can teach me how to actually use the kitchen without setting off the smoke alarm.

If you’re into all of this and also enjoy the occasional Netflix binge, send me a message! (P.S. I promise I won’t send too many emojis. Maybe just a few. 😉)

Let’s see if we can create something beautiful, or at least moderately tolerable! ✌️

Disclaimer: Must be okay with dogs, bad dance moves, and me stealing all the blankets

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New Jersey

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a male

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a female

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