My Questionable Life Choices..........🤷♂️🥺
A Little About Me:
Hey you! I’m a 36-year-old professional overthinker from Europe, armed with a PhD in sarcasm and a master's degree in memeology. I love my motorcycle more than I love most people (sorry, not sorry). When I’m not tearing up the road or perfecting my witty comebacks, I’m either traveling, gaming, or pretending I’m an extrovert with friends. Life’s chaotic, but I’m here to embrace the chaos with laughter and questionable decisions.
Quickfire Facts About Yours Truly:
🏍 Motorcycles are my therapy. Don’t ask me how many I’ve almost bought on impulse.
🎮 Board/video games champion. (Trash talk included for free.)
☕ Starbucks owns my wallet.
🍕 Pineapple on pizza does belong there, fight me.
🍷 Red wine > beer. No arguments.
📸 Your pic gets you mine. Bonus points if you have a cute pet.🐕
About the pineapple on pizza discussion. Just hear me out okay?
Pineapple on pizza is like that one quirky friend you didn't ask for it, but now the party's better because they're there. Plus, it’s fruit, so technically, it makes pizza a salad. You're welcome.....😌
Closing Argument: If you’re looking for a partner-in-crime who will take you on wild motorcycle rides, crush you at Mario Kart, and debate pizza toppings with unshakable confidence, slide into my DMs. If not, may your coffee be hot, your Wi-Fi fast, and your day lovely. 😊🍷👋🏽
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