One does not simply walk into my DMs.

They must come in, guns blazing, with some personality on display and a clear demonstration of your ability to hold a solid conversation and quote LoTR or Star Wars.

Bonus points will be awarded for the following:

-Accepting that pineapple *belongs* on pizza.

-Telling a terrible joke.

-Making like a Lannister and paying your debts...tattoo and pet taxes.

-Telling me your favourite: Horror Movie or Video Game.

Anyway, I recently turned 31 and am from the UK. I live with my two dogs at present and work from home, which does get a bit lonely and results in me making stupid decisions, such as posting on reddit in the hopes of finding someone semi-normal.

Some hobbies and interests of mine are: Gaming, Cinema, Travel, Cooking, Combat Sports, Winter Sports, Driving, Hiking, Wild Camping, Reading, People watching and providing David Attenborough levels of commentary, Rugby, Spreading the Gospel of Pineapple on pizza, Rollercoasters.

In terms of games, I play mainly on PC but also have a PS5 Pro and XSX here, so if you'd like to hop on a game sometime, I would absolutely be down. I'll play a bit of anything and everything.

With movies, similar to games, I like a bit of everything-BUT, I do have a bit of a soft spot for horror, even if the genre is full of the same tropes. I also like travelling for Halloween events, who doesn't love a good scare, right?

Star Wars.

If you'll watch boxing or UFC with me, I like you and will give you the best hi-5 you've ever had. It will echo.

I like to cook, but make an absolute mess in the kitchen. Despite being a very tidy individual, entering the kitchen during or after I've been cooking- no, just no...you will see things, it'll give you 'Nam flashbacks.

I'm yapping a bit now, so I'll stop this here. If you do decide to message, please put a little effort into your first message. I want to get to know you, not pull teeth. If we vibe incredibly well, I'd ideally look to move platform.

May the force be with you.

Xoxo Gossip Girl.