Heyyy! It’s Emily, your not-so-average 40-year-old who’s basically living her best life like she’s still in college. I might be 40 on paper, but in literally every other way, I’m 18. Maybe 21 if I’m being modest. 😏

So, here’s the thing: I’m not just your typical “fun” girl. I’m, like, FUN fun. 💃 My energy is unmatched—I’m the one starting the dance floor at weddings, the one posting thirst traps on TikTok (but, like, tasteful ones, obviously 😘), and the one who can still rock a mini skirt better than most Gen Z girls. I guess you could say I’ve “still got it,” but honestly, I never lost it.

Speaking of energy… let’s just say I’m VERY in touch with my, um, youthful side. 😉 I think it’s important to stay in tune with your desires—nothing wrong with knowing what you want, right? And let’s just say, I have plenty of energy for late nights and long… conversations. 😂 Seriously, why do people stop flirting in their 30s? I think it’s fun, harmless, and let’s be real, a little spice never hurt anyone. 🔥

I’m super into staying trendy, too—like, I’m obsessed with TikTok, obviously. (Yes, I do the dances. Yes, I’m good at them. Yes, my DMs are full because of it. 👀) I’m always keeping up with what’s cool. I mean, I even know what “rizz” is. (Hint: I have it. 💋) I’ll scroll for hours watching GRWMs and spicy thirst traps (for, you know, “inspiration”), and honestly? It’s basically a workout with all the laughing and saving audios for my own posts.

Music? Oh, I’ve got a little bit of everything. From Britney and Avril to Doja Cat and SZA, I’m all about songs that make you feel something. I even threw some Nicki Minaj into my gym playlist because, let’s be real, who doesn’t want to feel like a total queen while working out? 👑 Movies? Ugh, I’ll watch Clueless, 10 Things I Hate About You, or Euphoria for the 100th time, but I’m also down for something steamy—have you seen 365 Days? Don’t watch it with the lights on. 😏

What am I looking for? Someone who can keep up. I want someone who’s fun, flirty, and knows how to have a good time. If you think life’s too short to be boring and love a woman who’s still got all the confidence and spice of her 20s (and the experience of her 40s… just saying), then we’re probably a perfect match. Bonus points if you’ve got great taste in music, and know how to flirt without being awkward.

So, yeah, if you’re into someone who’s the perfect mix of fun, flirty, and maybe just a little spicy, slide into my DMs. Pictures in my profile.