Hello! Like the title mentioned, I am actually 189 years old (which is technically over the ā30 plusā requirement).
I was born in 1836. I found an old magic lamp and a genie who sounded eerily like Robin Williams popped out of it and offered me three wishes. I made my first wish to be 33 forever, but then the genie fucked off to God only knows where, so I havenāt been able to get my other two wishes.
Turns out there are a lot of stipulations that they donāt tell you about beforehand. Nobody reads the terms and conditions! Itās been a very long 156 years and I crave the sweet release of death. All of my family and friends are long gone, so I thought Iād reach out to Reddit to meet some new people.
Iām deeply into movies. My favorite film is the first one ever released, which is L'arrivĆ©e d'un train en gare de La Ciotat. Every film after that is just derivative. But if you had to get me to choose four others, Letterboxd style, Iād go with I Saw the TV Glow, Moonlight, The Florida Project, and Past Lives. Iād love to hear about your favorites!
The other thing about being stuck in age is that your skin keeps aging. How do I stay looking so youthful? Tretinoin and Korean sunscreen (iykyk).
Since being stuck at 33 means I canāt file for Social Security, Iāve been employed for a while. Iām a clinical supervisor at a treatment center. I have a Masterās degree in clinical mental health counseling. I figure Iāll get my PhD eventually, but thereās an eternity left for that.
Iād love to hear from you! Please include a picture of yourself, so we can both know what the other looks like. Hereās a picture of me, to make it fair: https://imgur.com/OK6TiS7
My bones hurt!
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