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You need to be 18 obviously and a woman. Yes, I added the disclosure that you need to be a woman, given the 5 different things guys reply to me. I only ask someone to match my energy and donāt make me carry the whole conversation with one word replies from you. Now, about me:
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I don't like long walks on the beach. I prefer short walks to the refrigerator for a beer during a sports game (my dogs aren't trained to get me one).
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Does that mean I am lazy and fat? No. I am known as a gym rat. I once went to the gym for the free pizza day at Planet Fitness and caught my friend's girlfriend getting too close to some other guy in the squat rack. I told him what she did (after eating half a pie). So yea....GYM RAT---ladies, please don't ask for pics...... (guys either)
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I do not like dancing. However, sometimes I do it in the shower as I singā¦waitā¦..Iām just washing myself off, not dancing. Well, the arm raises and bending is the closest I get to dancing. Take it or leave it.
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I donāt like seafood. Having said that, I donāt really do candlelit dinners. Iām here all night/// bad dum tsss
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I have a caring side. I hate people that chew with their mouth open or pick their fingernails and I donāt mind telling them to shut the hell upā¦..oops, thatās my Karen side, not my caring side. Close enough.
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What am I looking for here? Extremely hot females in my area that are looking for a hookup tonightā¦.. No no no, thatās only a joke. Perhaps a simple ākā every 3 days will suffice.
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Thank you for listening to my TED Talk
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