So it's snowing in Chicago and it's obviously Friday (at least in Chicago), and like a moron I came into the office anyway. There is like nobody here. Well, actually 2 of my bosses are in, so I guess that counts for something, but also nerve-wracking lol.
So here's the deal, I need some banter and some flirty chat and some attention STAT. [Sidebar: I used the word "stat", but don't take that to mean that I'm a doctor. Unless you're super into doctor's, in which case, do take it to mean that I'm a doctor.]
Are you fun? Are you funny? Does your personality sparkle? Is your wit honed like a rapier? Are those contradicting things? Listen I didn't get enough sleep.
Anyway, I wanna talk to you! Save me from the doldrums of this snowy day in the office because I'm a moron. I'm not actually a moron. Unless you like morons, in which case...you get it.
Let's talk!
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