Hi there. I’m m from mn. I am a tall fat dude and I’d say I’m attractive if you like big men. I have long hair I dye various colors and a beard. I’ve also got lots of tattoos and a few piercings as well. For work I manage a coffee shop and make enough to live off of alone. I have tried and dropped out of school 4 times and I don’t think it’s for me due to some mental stuff. I’ve got some mental health shit I’m open about. I love talking about that stuff as well. Now that the boring basic description is done I can talk about why you might want to hit me up!

I am super into film. I love talking about good movies and overthinking what the director was thinking while they directed. Coming up with my own dumb theories and shit. V fun.

My music taste is eccentric. We should do a Spotify blend to see if we match. My highest match percent has been 79%. I’m into indie/emo/shoegaze/breakcore/hardcore/hiphop. You get so many cool points if your blend match is close to mine lmao. One of my projects is to make a meme slam band.

When I’m not at work I’m usually playing video games on pc at home. Right now I’m grinding the fuck out of path of exile 2 and it’d be great to have someone to do that with. Otherwise I’ve always got league downloaded and am always down for an Elden ring playthrough or smth. Only games I don’t tend to like are mmos like ff14 . I’ll play anything you play other than those. I’d say this is an important thing to have in common as it’s how I spend most of my free time.

I am currently a part of two ttrpgs. A dnd one and one set in the alien universe. They are both mad fun and I’d like to think I have the coolest friends. I also play magic sometimes and want to get back into playing the modern format. Soon I’ll start collecting and painting warhammer 40k as well.

I consume a lot of audiobooks and podcasts. Genres completely vary. I like horror, philosophy, politics, sci-fi and true crime. Lately I’ve been doing a pretentious classics checklist and I am on brave new world atm. If you know the podcast wolf 359 I can tell you were probably soulmates.

When it’s not winter out the outside stuff I like doing consists of fishing and camping. Bringing a small grill and cooking while we fish is like the perfect outside activity. I also like to go to music shows.

I’m looking for a witch. Some version of an alt girl. Someone that might be down to sign her name in satans book. I am a type and I have a type. I have a sword (I lack the armor still unfortunately) and I’m looking to fall victim to a witches treachery. If youre not a witch and you’re just some degenerate terminally online nerd that’s also fine too. I don’t tend to get along with people who don’t share my interests tho.

Anyways if you’ve read this far I just want to thank you for taking time out of your life for making it this far. If I seem interesting to you hmu. I’m seeking a relationship but new friends is fine too!