Hey, i'm Alex, and i'm in need of a girlfriend. Someone to make my life a little more joyous and worth living. But unfortunately, finding a partner is a pretty difficult thing, which is why i'm not picky. So whatever you think is holding you back from finding a boyfriend, tell me about it and we'll see. Because odds are id just be happy that you bothered to message me in the first place. Just atleast be in the same state as me, because i'd rather not do long-distance.

About me -

I'm 5'8, Caucasian, 170 pounds and currently on a diet, i have glasses, and a glorious beard. Feel free to ask for a pic.

I love cats. I've once lived with 6 at the same time! I don't have any pets at the moment, but if you have a kitty, that'd be a big plus. And expect to receive lots of cat gifs regardless.

I don't drink, smoke or do any drugs. Not trying to be a bummer, i just don't like the taste of alcohol, coughing, or losing my teeth. But i'm open to edibles or psychedelics if you want to have some fun.

I'm not religious, but if i had to pick something, i'd say i'm agnostic-athiest, meaning i'm open to the possibility that there's a grand creator, but i have my doubt they've had any direct influence on us and i think all the worship religions mankind have come up with are nonsense to appease our need for closure. And i know how hypocritical this sounds, but i believe aliens created us. Feel free to ask me to explain further.

Politically, i think both sides are against us. The system is rigged and nobody can truly be on our side without it being career suicide. Voting can never enact the change necessary to fix the systemic problems that are in place on purpose like income inequality or unreasonably priced human necessities. Society is doomed to collapse and i'd rather it be sooner than later because i'm sick of living through the steady decline.

My preferred media is comedy/animation, i usually have a dumb show playing in the background like family guy or simpsons. Something i've seen a million times already and can just chill to because it's familiar. However a show that's close to my heart is Steven Universe.

I like to spend my free time relaxing at home. Usually by gaming, hanging with friends in discord, browsing imgur for memes to share, or being a smartass on reddit. However i would love to have someone in my life to go out and do things with. Even if it's just to wander around the mall.

I don't want kids, and i'm firm on that. I can't handle that pressure and responsibility. Huge props to anyone that can, but every way i look at it, it just seems like a terrible commitment.