Hey you, scrolling aimlessly through Reddit at 3 AM! Stop right there. Yes, YOU. Before you dive back into a rabbit hole of cat memes and conspiracy theories, why not meet someone new? Let me introduce myself: I'm a M30 (surprising, I know) who somehow missed the memo on meeting friends at college, bars, or through questionable pyramid schemes. So here l am, seeking kindred spirits on the digital playground that is Reddit. You don't need to be a carbon copy of me. In fact, l'm hoping you're not, because two of me would be exhausting. Maybe you're the person who laughs at dad jokes, loves debating the best Pixar movie (it's "Up," but I'll hear you out), or can convince me to try skydiving (spoiler: you won't). Why should you reply? Because: I'm excellent at sending memes at precisely the right moment. I can recommend terrible movies to make you feel better about your own choices. Life's too short for boring conversations Let's talk about what you'd name your band, your favorite conspiracy theory, or why ducks are secretly the apex predator of ponds. So, are you in? Slide into my DMs like a cat knocking a glass off the counter, chaotically, but with purpose. Let's see where this goes. P.S. No murderers, please. It really kills the vibe.
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