I just think it's not fair that my hair grows on the weekend. I'm supposed to be allowed to relax, but here I am looking like a damn samsquanch.

Anyways, I'm very bored, and so here I am. This post is not seeking a relationship or a marriage. I'm not looking for you to swear an oath to give me every minute of your attention, or even to stay here for any real amount of time. I just love to be entertaining and to be entertained.

About me:I love music of all kinds. Music recommendations in a first message are a great start. I also love food, hence the name. I've been eating healthier lately, so that's boring and awful. If you have any tasty, healthy, recipes lmk. I have all the pets, I have all the flowers, and I hope it snows soon. People always say "You wouldn't like the snow if you lived in it," and I'm here to tell you that's a damn lie. I'd sleep in it. Gimme an igloo already.

About you? Fun. Funny. Engaging? Putting in some effort. Bonus points if you're fun to look at, that goes a long way for making up for you being kinda boring... I would love to see who I'm speaking to sooner rather than later, just because, if I'm being honest, it makes talking more fun.

Please don't just say hi. Ask a question, or answer one of mine.

What are your thoughts on Spam? The food, not the emails.

What's your favorite candy?

Are you a lil Debbie or a hostess kinda gal?

If you could plop a house down anywhere in the world and live there for free, where would it be? Okbye

Also I painted a shirt on because I was too lazy to get one but didn't want to seem easy. You know? Not that I'm not easy. But it's all about perceptions.