My super power is making questionable decisions that inevitably lead to a good story later, so here I am. Why stick to the dating apps when you can post on a subreddit where people are even more anonymous, and probably not who they say they are, am I right?

Let's fucking go...

Who am I? - I'm a divorced 47 year old single dad with grown children who have essentially been replaced by a two year old german shepherd mix puppy (they begged me for years to get a dog, and so they only have themselves to blame now that she's my favorite child). My sense of humor makes me fun to chat with. At times I can be witty, charming, and the life of the party. At other other times I want to hide in my house away from people and just binge watch 90 day fiance (or insert other trash TV show). I have a bit of a dad bod, but have been steadily working out since October, and am making good steady progress to being back in amazing shape, which I've typically always been in (ran a marathon about 10 years ago). Unless you're into the dad bod thing that is, in which case, it's the perfect excuse to stop swimming every day. I'm amenable that way.

What am I looking for? - I need another good sense of humor to bounce off of. Let's make something funny, and then run the joke into the ground as we laugh the whole way. Let's just be goofy and fun, like we're back in middle school. Low brow fart joke humor can be fun from time to time (and is appreciated), but also be witty and smart enough to get ironic, dark, and twisty when the situation calls for it. If you don't think traumatic situations can be funny, this probably won't work. Age isn't super important, as long as you're up to speed on enough of pop culture that I don't have to explain my joke references each time.

Friends? More than friends? Soulmates? All options are on the table. If anything in here struck a chord with you, shoot me a message and let's chat!

Oh, location: I work in the SF Bay Area, and live in the central valley. Ideally you're somewhere in the vicinity.